ACCORDIONATED (ah kor' de on ay tid)
adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Example of how used in a sentence: If Dave and Dawna were more accordionated, they may have not gotten lost on their way from the airport to Orange Lake.
Oh, wait, she has a Tom Tom and they STILL got lost for over an HOUR?!!!?? Perhaps if it were named "Dave Dave", Dawna would pay more attention to it and they could get to their destination without driving all over the state!
....hope you're having a grand time on vacation guys!