....a flame thrower.
....or as he likes to say, "I'm going to make fire!" (as he beats on his chest and grunts. ugh!) ahem.
Most people pull their weeds. Not Brillo Man. "I'm, just going to burn 'em all up!"
me: "So...what about my Daffodils?"
him: "Oh, they'll be fine..."
and there came (Brillo Man with his flaming torch)
and it was hurled down upon the earth.
A third of the earth was burned up,
a third of the trees were burned up,
and all the green grass was burned up.