
No....not my age, but rather the number of socks that are presently on the floor next to my side of the bed.
What's even more ridiculous than having 55 socks on the floor next to my bed is that NONE OF THEM MATCH to make a pair!
In my dresser - another DRAWER FULL OF MISMATCHED SOCKS!
In my closet - TWO pull-out closet organizer baskets FULL of socks.
At the foot of my bed - a small laundry basket full of socks.
In my garage / studio / catch-all space - a large Rubbermaid container FULL of socks.
90% of them do not match another.
I have socks from as far back as high school. Tube socks with the number '78' printed on the side, just under the green stripes. Tube socks. They don't even MAKE tube socks anymore.
After spending five minutes sorting through the pile at the side of my bed and not finding two that matched, I decided that I was going to head to Wal-Mart to buy MORE SOCKS! The only reason I did not was because I called my friend,
Dawna, and told her that I was coming over - I was in the middle of a sock crisis - "I'll tell you more when I get there"....
Dawna is just so sweet --she told me that if properly cut and dissected, all of my socks could be crocheted into tote bags, then gave me the pattern to crochet said bags. Then she took off her shoes and modeled her own fabulous socks and instructed me on where to buy them. Six pair for $7.50 at StuffMart (a.k.a. WalMart).
I love it! I'm going to go get some really, soft, comfy, arch-supportive, non-binding socks....and my friend loves me just the way I am...socks and all!
P.S. Don't ask Brillo Man what HE thinks about all my socks!
And if Dawna actually believes that I'm going to CUT UP my precious stash of mismatched socks and turn them into totebags??!?!?!....She's got another thought coming!