Me: "It's hard to say..."
Brillo Man: "A Shopping Cart!!"
Me: "...a shopping cart...?..."
Brillo Man: "YEP!"
Me: "And what are you going to do with a shopping cart?"
Brillo Man: "Put wood in it!"
Me: "Put wood in it......"
Brillo Man: "Yep!"
So the next day, I go downstairs to load some wood in the wood stove - and there it is....the shopping cart.
With wood in it - just like he said.
Have cart. Will push wood. Because, after all, it's SO MUCH easier to move the wood around with the shopping cart... ahem.
So a few days later....
Brillo Man: "Hey! You'll never guess what I found on the way home from the VA!"
Me: "...it's hard to tell..."
Brillo Man: "ANOTHER SHOPPING CART!!!"
Me: "are you kidding me?!"
Brillo Man: "nope."
Brillo Man: "you don't sound so excited....hey, I had to do a lot of maneuvering to get this one - I had to turn around and go back up the road and some guy almost hit me...:
Me: "wonderful. glad you didn't get hit. ....and what are you going to do with this one?"
Brillo Man: "Put more wood it in!"
So...do you think there's some law against owning two shopping carts?
The way I see things, at least we're set if we ever become homeless...
through the ten inches of new snow
around to the back of the house.
Reality TV. Someone needs to sign us. Seriously.