....spinning your tires for 20 minutes trying to get out of a mud hole in your driveway. Two words: Bare tread.
....eating a bowl full of Doritos and drinking a large glass of chocolate milk while watching Dane break a Biggest Loser record by losing 100 pounds in eight weeks. Three words: Big Fat Pig.
....setting the (doggie bag) other half of your breakfast down on the counter while paying your bill at the restaurant and then forgetting to pick it up again, thereby leaving your delicious belgian waffle with peach, cherry and whipped cream toppings forever behind. Four words: My brain is mush.
....putting the window down at the automatic car wash to answer the attendant's question and then forgetting to put it back up again. Five words: What is(n't) up with that?!
but of power and of love
and of a sound mind.
(so what's MY problem?!)
2 Timothy 1:7