After the last post...

....now you're all wondering whether or not getting together with me is such a good idea.

Admit it.

That's what you're thinking...

...I know it.

Truth is....I'm nothing at all like Meekakitty. Although I've done some bizarre things in my life....

I danced on a table in a pub to Mack the Knife.

I put crushed chocolate ex-lax in a roommate's food. (It wasn't my idea.)

I won the contest to see how many cheeseballs one could stuff in their mouth at once. (And I have the picture to prove it...I just don't know where it is!)

I have been known to eat peanut butter and braunsweiger sandwiches with a glass of milk as a chaser. (Learned that from my Dad.)

I once spent over 30 minutes watching Meekakitty videos on YouTube.

I impersonated one of the Andrew's Sisters and sang harmony in a trio for an entire summer at camp. Other campers actually asked me for my autograph.

I mailed someone a rubber chicken - no box - just an address on a tag around it's neck. (...hey, I now have the addresses of most of the Scarf Sisters....)

I cheated on a Microbiology final in college. (I found a copy of the final in our lab two days before the test. I assumed it was an old test. It wasn't. When I discovered that it was the actual final, the right thing to do would have been to tell my professor and have him make another test...but I didn't and have NEVER forgiven myself for that!) That would be "true confessions" and probably doesn't belong on my list of "bizarre things I've done in my life..."

I kept a dead, formaldehyde-preserved frog in my dorm refrigerator for three weeks - right in there with all my regular (ahem) food.

I named the frog Ralph.